1. Compare your looks with the most attractive friend you have and complain to the universe why you are so ugly.
2. Wait, you don’t have any friends so just find anyone you find attractive and realize that you are the ugliest thing that God created. Blame your parents, your grandparents, and your roots for inheriting an ugly genes.
3. Reject every invitation that enables you to interact socially with anyone. I REPEAT, EVERY INVITATION. Then go to your bedroom and ask yourself why the hell you dont want to go. Cry for a solid 30 minutes and then watch a youtube video.
4. Read a lot of books and act as nerdy as hell. Show your classmates whos boss on algebra and trigonometry. Solve complicated equations and show off your mathematic skills. Repeat till you get the attention of the bullies and they tear your face off. Try to kiss one of them while they’re beating you up to spice things up more.
5. Play video games all day and do nothing else. Then complain why you dont have social life. Then sleep. Repeat.
6. Read this list and realize that that author of this post is just the same as you. Like this post, then go on living with your pathetic life.