X: Remember the first time we met?
Y: yeah… It was very awkward. You were very awkward!
X: I never thought you’ll come and talk to me, thats all. Besides Im very introverted.
Y: I got the hots for creepy guys you know?
X: Yeah lucky me.
X: Nothing. I said you liked me the moment you saw me. Dont deny it!
Y: Yeah right. The only reason I talked to you is beacause you were wearing a John Lennon shirt.
X: For all I know, you just wanted to ask me out!
Y: On the contrary, it felt like you were about to kiss me anytime that moment. I was nervous you know! How do I know you are not a sex offender!
X: I did. You were the most beautiful girl in the park that day.
Y: Yeah right! Said the creepy stalker!
X: I am not a stalker! God! I just saw that you like John Lennon in your facebook profile. So I borrowed the tshirt!
Y: Hahaha. Gotcha! Right from the horses’ mouth.
X: Well, it worked right?
Y: yeah, you let me fall in love with you, idiot.
X: Well, you basically forced me into a relationship! Hahaha
Y: Hahaha. O my god, how do you muster the willpower to say such blatant lies!
X: Admit it! You were stalking me too!
Y: I dont stalk you as much as you stalk me. You have a room full of my pictures! You even have candles there for worshipping me.
X: hahahaha. That was a good one! How did you come up with that? You were doing it to my pictures e?
Y: yeah, I use your pictures in summoning rituals and witchcraft!
X: Meaning you use love potions to make me fall for you?
Y: As a matter of fact I used hate potions to prevent you from falling in love with me. But your obsession with me is so great, even my hate potions are not working.
Y: why did you leave me?
X: I dont know. Im stupid, I guess.
Y: I knew that.
X: Im sorry.
Y: I just cant understand why. We were happy.
X: Yes we were happy. In the beginning.
Y: Thats how a relationship works! Happy times and sad times! You think it’ll only be full of butterflies and fairies?
X: i know that. But we were falling down so fast. I didnt want to see us crash at the bottom.
Y: No point in arguing now.
X: besides you are happy now. I can see.
Y: thankfully, i survived after you left.
Y: Yeah. Well. I got to go now.
X: oh, sure, will I ever see you again?
Y: i dont know. Im not sure.
X: we’ll see each other again.
Y: dreams maybe?
X: I hope so.
X: goodbye to you